Life as I Know It

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The carpet cleaners came to my dad's house

Dad:
Guys, this is Brian, and this is Mario.
Stepmom, sister, and I:
Hello.
Dad:
This is my wife, Sharon. (gestures to stepmom)
Carpet cleaners:
Hello.
Dad:
And... (glances over at my sister and I) ...these are my daughters.
Me:
Sister:
Me:
We don't have names.